shine bright like a haruka’s eyes when you tell him there’s a pool
wwhy THE fuck do people set off fireworks in the middle of the fucking day. Whats the fucking point u cant even see them?? does the sound of them make ur dick hard or something u piece of shit?
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily.
Srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
i thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
i can’t believe todays the day that will smith saved us from all those aliens